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Our Wooden Spoons are NOW made from Beech Wood and are treated with a protective oil to enhance the grain of the wood as well as protection. The designs are laser engraved into the wood and are not a decal or paint that can chip off. Care Instructions: HAND WASH ONLY. Use lukewarm water and mild soap. Dry immediately. Do not soak for extended periods of time. It is best to oil your item regularly with butcherblock oil to preserve the wood and prevent drying/cracking. This will ensure your item lasts for years to come. Wood is a natural product that has the beauty of varying tones and grains. Each spoon will be different in colour and tone based on the grain and colour of the wood.